tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88317052761940804962012-02-02T18:20:30.495-03:00La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.comBlogger12601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-20891788098765507432012-01-31T08:53:00.000-03:002012-01-31T08:54:16.981-03:00No, en serio, al fondo a la derecha... ¿qué hay?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2089178809876550743?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-47574882346270501342012-01-24T08:39:00.000-03:002012-01-24T08:41:20.914-03:00¿Por qué la gente tiende a <i>salvar las papas...</i> y no las batatas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4757488234627050134?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-65854962263594709262012-01-18T18:41:00.001-03:002012-01-18T18:46:08.422-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vr0dbghAEpI/Txc8wd4bfiI/AAAAAAAAB9o/ZTDInbh5ui4/s1600/aire%2Bde%2Bladrillo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vr0dbghAEpI/Txc8wd4bfiI/AAAAAAAAB9o/ZTDInbh5ui4/s400/aire%2Bde%2Bladrillo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5699090656813350434" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6585496226359470926?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-13501600438417907582012-01-13T17:25:00.000-03:002012-01-13T17:26:29.864-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si al final todos vamos a ser <i>medidos por la misma vara</i> ¿por qué se preocupan tanto por el tamaño?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1350160043841790758?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-5869970435250216332012-01-03T17:41:00.002-03:002012-01-03T18:07:08.706-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLd9PsG4wXA/TwNoNQYFV8I/AAAAAAAAB9c/xehwkbWvTAc/s1600/chori%2Balusinogeno%2B2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLd9PsG4wXA/TwNoNQYFV8I/AAAAAAAAB9c/xehwkbWvTAc/s400/chori%2Balusinogeno%2B2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5693508930870007746" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-586997043525021633?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-50888933832591675912011-12-26T09:36:00.000-03:002011-12-26T09:37:33.244-03:00<i>A la hora de los bifes... </i>¿qué hacen las vegetarianas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5088893383259167591?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-33979959722331012112011-12-20T09:07:00.001-03:002011-12-20T09:11:09.892-03:00Las personas que hacen todo <span style="font-style: italic;">a rajatabla</span>... ¿son karatekas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3397995972233101211?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-76017903780172326552011-12-13T08:20:00.001-03:002011-12-13T08:22:00.546-03:00La <i>verdad de la milanesa</i>... ¿es de carne, pollo o soja?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7601790378017232655?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-87799417638855400722011-12-05T17:23:00.001-03:002011-12-05T17:25:09.527-03:00<iframe width="530" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_VEYn3bXz34?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8779941763885540072?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-5869530254475643992011-11-29T08:37:00.000-03:002011-11-29T08:39:14.596-03:00¿Cuál está dado vuelta? ¿El 6 o el 9?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-586953025447564399?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-80973962790101924792011-11-24T08:32:00.003-03:002011-11-25T19:02:57.705-03:00<iframe width="520" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ryv19NTAXRQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8097396279010192479?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-88160622765768459902011-11-21T09:24:00.001-03:002011-11-21T09:26:54.732-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">La gente que siempre <i>la tiene clara...</i> ¿no tiene yema?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8816062276576845990?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-83048314641598697402011-11-14T09:21:00.003-03:002011-11-15T17:14:07.695-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Por qué dicen <i>más boluda que las palomas</i>, si las palomas nos viven cagando?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8304831464159869740?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-51190803611827251832011-11-07T08:58:00.001-03:002011-11-07T08:58:37.261-03:00¿Para qué te alcanza <i>un mango partido al medio</i>?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5119080361182725183?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-49273217441095668932011-10-31T09:56:00.001-03:002011-10-31T09:56:51.815-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si está escrito que sobre gustos no hay nada escrito ¿por qué dicen que sobre gustos no hay nada escrito?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4927321744109566893?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-26429532789613050902011-10-24T10:21:00.000-03:002011-10-24T10:21:21.841-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LB7O5-EZ-kQ/TqSz2IQ799I/AAAAAAAAB9Q/JKKpj0Qv8uE/s1600/confesion%2Bconfusa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LB7O5-EZ-kQ/TqSz2IQ799I/AAAAAAAAB9Q/JKKpj0Qv8uE/s400/confesion%2Bconfusa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5666851973651757010" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">(Alguna vez te dije que te amo???</div><div style="text-align: center;">No... Te Amo... Todavía??? Siempre...)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2642953278961305090?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-82041094741315045772011-10-13T09:12:00.002-03:002011-10-13T09:17:11.848-03:00Escarbadientes<br /><br />- Refinamiento<br />- Excentricidad<br />- Grasada<br />- Ortodoncia<br />- El mejor invento del mundo<br /><br />Lo de siempre, la encuesta al costado, acá hágase el tarado.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8204109474131504577?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-51999597252848047102011-10-11T08:40:00.001-03:002011-10-11T08:42:21.565-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Después que te sacan la muela de juicio... ¿en vez de prejuicios tenes postjuicios?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5199959725284804710?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-47747573344251496542011-10-03T09:22:00.000-03:002011-10-03T09:23:05.738-03:00¿<span style="font-style: italic;">Enyoguisarce </span>en hacerse un guiso con el oso Yogui?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4774757334425149654?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-28465887793944679512011-09-26T08:35:00.000-03:002011-09-26T08:39:21.353-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Las personas que <span style="font-style: italic;">se pasan de la raya</span>... ¿van a parar al agujero?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2846588779394467951?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-18083072847062785492011-09-23T08:30:00.013-03:002011-09-23T10:58:18.061-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Continúan los super recontra recomendados de La Criatura (que no se van a ir nunca)<br />Y otra vez con una joyita local.<br />Con ustedes, los amigos <a href="http://www.astrobonzo.com.ar/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Astro Bonzo</span></a>, la banda con más rock y ruta de los litorales.<br /></div> ¡Dale play y regresate al viaje psicotrópico de los sueños!<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pUAOl_MqAZo" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="350" width="540"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1808307284706278549?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-33397633340591576162011-09-19T10:46:00.001-03:002011-09-19T10:47:31.249-03:00¿Hasta cuándo va a ser gracioso...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3339763334059157616?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-25716955098481780602011-09-14T08:20:00.004-03:002011-09-14T08:32:15.167-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Chupón...<br /><br />- Pasión descontrolada<br />- Marcación de territorio<br />- Boca sopapa<br />- Vampirismo<br />- Gualicho<br /><br />La encuesta del chupe, al costado, aquí justifique.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2571695509848178060?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-59115016877763855712011-09-12T09:26:00.000-03:002011-09-12T09:27:21.932-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Por qué la araña se llama araña si no araña?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5911501687776385571?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-10100518845096494772011-09-08T08:33:00.004-03:002011-09-08T08:36:43.002-03:00<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hv8SFKYGKDs?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="430" width="540"></iframe><br /><br />Muchos más autovideos sexis de Vero Christen, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/veronicachristen">acá</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1010051884509649477?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-67369590853955663482011-09-05T09:05:00.000-03:002011-09-05T09:06:15.554-03:00A la gente que todo <span style="font-style: italic;">le chupa un huevo...</span> ¿no les queda el huevo estéril?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6736959085395566348?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-26235987032611515802011-09-01T08:33:00.000-03:002011-09-01T08:34:41.417-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3fGQuVUkohg/TlwdWzHkM6I/AAAAAAAAB9A/FKPDcs1rSN0/s1600/sanwi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 394px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3fGQuVUkohg/TlwdWzHkM6I/AAAAAAAAB9A/FKPDcs1rSN0/s400/sanwi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5646420310332027810" border="0" /></a>Imagen encontrada por caminos cuyanos por la camarada <a href="http://agarratelapeluca.blogspot.com/">Andreievna.</a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2623598703261151580?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-479564928020078952011-08-29T10:59:00.000-03:002011-08-29T11:01:15.462-03:00¿De qué pitufo está hecho el <a href="http://www.portalnet.cl/comunidad/gastronomia.616/385545-semen-de-pitufo-xd-trago.html">semen de pitufo</a>?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-47956492802007895?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-19113474937909671512011-08-23T09:02:00.001-03:002011-08-23T16:03:48.121-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p_FkNOEjsd8/TlL74caa84I/AAAAAAAAB84/Xio3qMG1gjw/s1600/fiambreria.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p_FkNOEjsd8/TlL74caa84I/AAAAAAAAB84/Xio3qMG1gjw/s400/fiambreria.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5643850230166909826" border="0" /></a> <br />(Creo que lo más insólito es que este local está al lado de una... funeraria) <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1911347493790967151?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-65273840680885156812011-08-18T09:22:00.001-03:002011-08-19T08:51:27.518-03:00Si están los de <span style="font-style: italic;">drogas peligrosas</span>... ¿existen los de drogas amistosas?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6527384068088515681?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-25375437067592313302011-08-16T08:34:00.000-03:002011-08-16T08:34:20.782-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PL_3Jpykx-I/TkmcnLTpt0I/AAAAAAAAB8w/nuIrNUlcGkc/s1600/cresiendo%2Ben%2BAlvear.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PL_3Jpykx-I/TkmcnLTpt0I/AAAAAAAAB8w/nuIrNUlcGkc/s400/cresiendo%2Ben%2BAlvear.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5641212205122303810" border="0" /></a>Imagen donada por el Colorado. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2537543706759231330?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-37114202828650104252011-08-11T08:57:00.001-03:002011-08-11T09:00:15.304-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Quién está peor? ¿El que <span style="font-style: italic;">mea fuera del tarro</span> o el que mea... en un tarro?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3711420282865010425?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-3934572444348268752011-08-08T21:59:00.002-03:002011-08-08T22:02:24.483-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zc7U8ZyAKCY/TkB7_XLXTYI/AAAAAAAAB8o/NA9r74YRFco/s1600/doble%2Bfazoo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zc7U8ZyAKCY/TkB7_XLXTYI/AAAAAAAAB8o/NA9r74YRFco/s400/doble%2Bfazoo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638643061951516034" /></a><span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Imagen donada por <a href="http://exquisitocadaver.blogspot.com/">una anónima</a> (que dice no querer que asocien sus zapatos rojos con alguien que lee <i>faso </i>en todas partes)</span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-393457244434826875?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-7829431235826257642011-08-05T08:45:00.002-03:002011-08-05T09:20:13.643-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Ayer fui a Tienda Los Negros y me compré tres zolcilloncas y dos pares de medias re fifi al mismo precio que un boxer en un local careta. Podrás decirme ratón, pero es imposible negarme lo feiyon.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-782943123582625764?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-46657802460039398182011-08-03T08:26:00.000-03:002011-08-03T08:26:59.501-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kbjh2ivke5Y/Tjii1-UN_dI/AAAAAAAAB8g/yL8_k9UflSc/s1600/pico%2By%2Bpala.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kbjh2ivke5Y/Tjii1-UN_dI/AAAAAAAAB8g/yL8_k9UflSc/s400/pico%2By%2Bpala.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5636433981798743506" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4665780246003939818?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-15705069228664389122011-08-01T09:01:00.000-03:002011-08-01T09:04:35.189-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si lo que menos hace es <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reciclaje"><span style="font-style: italic;">obtención de materias primas a partir de desechos</span></a>... ¿por qué carajo la papelera de reciclaje se llama... papelera de reciclaje?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1570506922866438912?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-15835733927047056862011-07-27T10:58:00.002-03:002011-07-27T10:58:40.250-03:00Parada de colectivo.<br />Viene colectivo.<br />Intento parar el colectivo.<br />El colectivo lleno pasa de largo.<br />Señora a mi lado:<br />- Pasó como coletivo lleno...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1583573392704705686?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-6934192809841830332011-07-20T18:15:00.000-03:002011-07-20T18:18:56.805-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zECoyhDdhhY/TidGFn61zUI/AAAAAAAAB8Y/UHmi6sdlaCI/s1600/Bici%2BVolador%2BII.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zECoyhDdhhY/TidGFn61zUI/AAAAAAAAB8Y/UHmi6sdlaCI/s400/Bici%2BVolador%2BII.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631546921479163202" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-693419280984183033?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-24453377245230639982011-07-18T09:13:00.000-03:002011-07-18T09:13:56.705-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">O yo parezco que tengo una tremenda tararira... ¿o las minas ahora miran el bulto sin ninguna vergüenza?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2445337724523063998?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-51315248392027027412011-07-13T20:25:00.002-03:002011-07-13T20:31:07.717-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-up4Q0h3ybAI/Th4qci8WVQI/AAAAAAAAB8Q/fuqh0rmuMlo/s1600/zaffaroni%2Bexistenz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-up4Q0h3ybAI/Th4qci8WVQI/AAAAAAAAB8Q/fuqh0rmuMlo/s400/zaffaroni%2Bexistenz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628983254164329730" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5131524839202702741?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-6778314295872933592011-07-06T20:33:00.000-03:002011-07-06T20:33:29.763-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pm91tFPluHY/ThTiq7mnCRI/AAAAAAAAB8I/NRPTwYbIV1U/s1600/bici%2Bvolador.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pm91tFPluHY/ThTiq7mnCRI/AAAAAAAAB8I/NRPTwYbIV1U/s400/bici%2Bvolador.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5626371061674608914" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-677831429587293359?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-91174750828544235852011-07-04T09:11:00.002-03:002011-07-04T17:42:25.819-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si existen los<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span>idiotas </span><span style="font-style: italic;">con todas las letras</span>... ¿también existen los iditas?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-9117475082854423585?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-43652478380733807362011-06-29T20:57:00.003-03:002011-06-29T20:58:46.922-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Continúan los recomendados de La Criatura (que nunca se fueron)<br />Y esta vez con otra joyita local.<br />Aunque <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com.ar/1385448-el-under-que-irrumpe-cinco-bandas-para-conocer">la rolingeston los ignora</a>, los <span style="font-weight: bold;">PartePlaneta</span>, o el futuro, que es hoy.<br /></div><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ub8pNYkdxKw?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="530"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4365247838073380736?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-65474225411878530482011-06-27T08:26:00.000-03:002011-06-27T08:27:09.557-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Nota mental: no hacerle <span style="font-style: italic;">cara de lindo</span> a la muchacha bonita que me cruzo en la calle hasta no cerciorarme que no venga atada a muchacho fornido que me hace una cara nada linda.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6547422541187853048?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-46711356480803163732011-06-21T08:36:00.001-03:002011-06-21T08:36:27.309-03:00El que sabe, sabe y el que no...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4671135648080316373?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-90201549012577544322011-06-15T09:22:00.002-03:002011-06-15T09:50:20.251-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Se solicita con suma urgencia inventores de un chip subcutáneo que dispare una descarga eléctrica cada vez que una persona empieza diciendo <span style="font-style: italic;">¿qué te iba a decir...?</span><br />Desde ya, muchas gracias.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-9020154901257754432?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-811959596542594212011-06-13T08:13:00.003-03:002011-06-13T12:36:31.077-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kKIDsEP57rY/TfYt-XplAeI/AAAAAAAAB74/8pal4hTEbjs/s1600/ex%2Bcusado.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 430px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kKIDsEP57rY/TfYt-XplAeI/AAAAAAAAB74/8pal4hTEbjs/s400/ex%2Bcusado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617728134714819042" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-81195959654259421?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-40425575603994237392011-06-09T08:47:00.003-03:002011-06-13T17:38:13.586-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Llamado a la solidaridad: por favor, no me digan más que ando con <span style="font-style: italic;">cabecita de enamorado</span>...<br />Simplemente soy así... de pelotudo.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4042557560399423739?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-46431506895881995962011-06-06T08:43:00.001-03:002011-06-06T08:49:15.397-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iqCQb4EgQUs/Tey9kAVXWxI/AAAAAAAAB7o/HUisBbMxHFU/s1600/noajarripotter.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iqCQb4EgQUs/Tey9kAVXWxI/AAAAAAAAB7o/HUisBbMxHFU/s400/noajarripotter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5615071261686717202" border="0" /></a><br />Imagen regalada por Ceci.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4643150689588199596?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-35506842219870170882011-06-02T08:46:00.002-03:002011-06-11T11:12:47.611-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Nota mental: si el local tiene espejos... intentar no mirarle el culo a la empleada.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3550684221987017088?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-21174236977123867842011-05-31T08:34:00.000-03:002011-05-31T08:34:42.519-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HbhZQM-rGbw/TeQn-ylpyTI/AAAAAAAAB7c/TYXMNfzLnuo/s1600/los%2Blentos.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HbhZQM-rGbw/TeQn-ylpyTI/AAAAAAAAB7c/TYXMNfzLnuo/s400/los%2Blentos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612654995295553842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2117423697712386784?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-7521730378554624992011-05-26T08:20:00.001-03:002011-05-26T08:24:21.533-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Usted está...?<br /><br />- hecho concha<br />- hecho verga<br />- hecho percha<br />- hecho mierda<br /><br />Encuesta al costadete, acá fundamente con la mente de un ente demente<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-752173037855462499?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-18293452682647931082011-05-23T08:57:00.001-03:002011-05-23T16:41:10.958-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Qué tipo de gente tiene que ser la gente para ser <span style="font-style: italic;">como la gente</span>?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1829345268264793108?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-44545183137147175002011-05-19T08:18:00.000-03:002011-05-19T08:26:28.867-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Usted puede creer que La Criatura sea condenado como <span style="font-style: italic;">un </span><span style="font-style: italic;">apócrifo machista y vago sin remedio </span>por el solo hecho de tener una... <span style="font-style: italic;">chica que le limpia</span>?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4454518313714717500?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-73714759848288952882011-05-16T23:46:00.002-03:002011-05-17T17:51:38.172-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OOoh8bWW8rw/TdHhvdfVrSI/AAAAAAAAB7U/H6ddDP1luNc/s1600/cartel%2Bamistoso.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OOoh8bWW8rw/TdHhvdfVrSI/AAAAAAAAB7U/H6ddDP1luNc/s400/cartel%2Bamistoso.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607511216539151650" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7371475984828895288?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-4743071263650875702011-05-12T08:50:00.002-03:002011-05-21T09:13:31.478-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Las personas <span style="font-style: italic;">avispadas</span>... ¿también pican por el culo?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-474307126365087570?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-3778502426146408962011-05-10T08:23:00.000-03:002011-05-10T08:24:46.595-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Las personas que se <span style="font-style: italic;">deschavan</span>... ¿ya no están más con hugo chávez... o con el chavodelocho?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-377850242614640896?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-21243832319018974972011-05-07T17:15:00.001-03:002011-05-07T17:25:39.229-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZbArtuuhJM4/TcWo45D-uBI/AAAAAAAAB7E/6AzLhmGWfRk/s1600/empastillada.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 364px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZbArtuuhJM4/TcWo45D-uBI/AAAAAAAAB7E/6AzLhmGWfRk/s400/empastillada.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604071006676105234" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2124383231901897497?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-26001866069955880632011-05-04T08:31:00.000-03:002011-05-04T08:32:49.178-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Confirmado: las minitas que no terminan el mate con ruidito... son tortas reprimidas.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2600186606995588063?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-50919926405004174432011-05-02T17:02:00.001-03:002011-05-02T17:04:27.453-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sHTPOZP-F64/Tb8OBnHr6II/AAAAAAAAB68/fFobRm4XP9Y/s1600/sentate2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 275px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sHTPOZP-F64/Tb8OBnHr6II/AAAAAAAAB68/fFobRm4XP9Y/s400/sentate2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602211882316064898" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5091992640500417443?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-3411793324965788192011-04-29T09:41:00.003-03:002011-04-29T09:49:48.833-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">La desredacción de este blogoboludo agradece (nuevamente) a <a href="http://blog-esloquehay.blogspot.com/">Mariano</a> (<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>que amaga con volver) por el coso copado de arriba (ahí, fijate) e invita a usted masoca a descifrar el mensaje.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-341179332496578819?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-69518086404234923092011-04-27T12:50:00.003-03:002011-04-27T12:57:19.621-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CdF8cBkIGVA/Tbg8GCSUJ2I/AAAAAAAAB6s/eIyQuB_xIuU/s1600/loqueELlesdiga.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CdF8cBkIGVA/Tbg8GCSUJ2I/AAAAAAAAB6s/eIyQuB_xIuU/s400/loqueELlesdiga.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600292211025782626" border="0" /></a>("Hagan lo que El les diga")<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Imagen regalada por <a href="http://looolie.blogspot.com/">Luli</a><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6951808640423492309?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-30695067037354418992011-04-25T09:00:00.002-03:002011-04-25T12:20:27.352-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Quién está peor? ¿La señora menopáusica abusadora de calza que le resalta el culo flácido... o el joven atlético y apuesto que se lo mira?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3069506703735441899?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-54125273010920652742011-04-18T12:29:00.005-03:002011-04-18T12:36:09.257-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Desayunate piba, merendate pibe, ante tus ojos está el mejor blogoboludo del mundo de los blogoboludos. Cuatrocientos ocho masocas no pueden estar equivocados.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hK0V8G52L14/TaxY_2bqqxI/AAAAAAAAB6k/HWSy28TMlX8/s1600/400%2Bmasocas.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hK0V8G52L14/TaxY_2bqqxI/AAAAAAAAB6k/HWSy28TMlX8/s400/400%2Bmasocas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5596946290881243922" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5412527301092065274?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-44481567238215524542011-04-14T16:41:00.006-03:002011-04-18T19:34:00.535-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Siguen los Recomendados de La Criatura, y ahora en forma de fichas... <span style="font-style: italic;">regional</span>es... ponele.<br /><br />De la mismísima tierra del helado de ferné, llega el pauer trío más pauer de largentina: las Eruca Sativa (bueno, el de la bata es un chabón).<br /><br />Asi que, señores, agarranse los huevos y el orto, las Eruca salen a patear.<br /></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tJtd7xbDv4U?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="340" width="530"></iframe><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">(pongo este en vivo porque los <span style="font-style: italic;">oficiales </span>me parecen horribles)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4448156723821552454?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-25976685355413915082011-04-11T17:19:00.004-03:002011-04-11T17:54:15.563-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Los Recomendados de La Criatura volvieron... ¡y en forma de fichas locales!<br /><br />Experimento Negro, o sea, el Negro Gonzalez, ex cantante y compositor de <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDMiUIFm_Rc&amp;feature=related">La Cruda</a>, y el primer video de su primer disco hecho enteramente solo.<br /><br />Venga tía, dele plei, piérdase en el mando del cráneo, acá tiene su chamán sonoro.<br /></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W4Ez2N5x67s?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="420" width="520"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2597668535541391508?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-91543425854249271232011-04-08T08:31:00.003-03:002011-04-11T09:58:28.334-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Nota mental: No hacerme más el canchero con la mujer del lavadero... si es la misma que lava mis calzones palometeados.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-9154342585424927123?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-2631652744776040942011-04-06T08:30:00.002-03:002011-04-08T15:31:45.760-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2PuTvX15sA/TZube9Zd8MI/AAAAAAAAB6c/Ymh_QMXUJSk/s1600/amor%2Bfutbolista2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2PuTvX15sA/TZube9Zd8MI/AAAAAAAAB6c/Ymh_QMXUJSk/s400/amor%2Bfutbolista2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592234318490366146" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-263165274477604094?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-36819264932451953592011-04-04T09:36:00.001-03:002011-04-04T09:39:32.683-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Me invitó a tomar mate y cuando llegué... había comprado dos paquetes de yerba.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3681926493245195359?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-54087529737242051252011-03-31T08:41:00.000-03:002011-03-31T08:43:00.063-03:00Si una minita me dice...<br />- Criatura, sos <span style="font-style: italic;">demasiado </span>hombre<br />¿... me está elogiando o bardeando?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5408752973724205125?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-3665158325619758342011-03-28T08:11:00.001-03:002011-03-28T08:13:49.646-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Las personas que hacen mucho el signito <span style="font-weight: bold;">:P</span> ... ¿es porque dan muchos besos de lengüita?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-366515832561975834?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-23718670473259210632011-03-23T10:18:00.001-03:002011-03-23T10:20:12.552-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Cuántas veces tuvo el impulso de cerrar su blogoboludo?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2371867047325921063?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-78138595918651394022011-03-21T12:24:00.000-03:002011-03-21T12:32:35.336-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JyMTrOI5hRA/TYdvY1wnulI/AAAAAAAAB6U/Bu4Lv5rmHJw/s1600/amor%2Bpolicia.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JyMTrOI5hRA/TYdvY1wnulI/AAAAAAAAB6U/Bu4Lv5rmHJw/s400/amor%2Bpolicia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5586556335314942546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7813859591865139402?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-45793192589856891812011-03-17T18:14:00.002-03:002011-03-17T18:15:49.409-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mSxPa7LzWWM/TYJ54ZjXidI/AAAAAAAAB6M/nTfG4x60d8U/s1600/peronismo%2Bde%2Bingenio.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mSxPa7LzWWM/TYJ54ZjXidI/AAAAAAAAB6M/nTfG4x60d8U/s400/peronismo%2Bde%2Bingenio.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5585160497731701202" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-4579319258985689181?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-18230618285792174122011-03-11T08:21:00.005-03:002011-03-11T16:37:56.429-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HVFpuFBKsaM/TXlLuI7j7OI/AAAAAAAAB6E/0vXjnX0XtyQ/s1600/porron%2Blibre.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 480px; height: 280x;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HVFpuFBKsaM/TXlLuI7j7OI/AAAAAAAAB6E/0vXjnX0XtyQ/s400/porron%2Blibre.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582576469145808098" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(vale aclarar que acá le decimos <span style="font-style: italic;">porrón</span> a la cerveza de litro)</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1823061828579217412?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-88599830420815339432011-03-09T08:33:00.002-03:002011-03-09T08:34:48.302-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">"Te sigo ¿me seguís?"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- NO</span><br /><br />"Hola La Criatura, me llamo <span style="font-style: italic;">Rosaura Alastrece</span>, soy administradora del directorio <span style="font-style: italic;">Conchasenalmibar</span> y tengo que decir que me ha gustado su página Haciendo tu mundo peor que el mio. Por ello, me encantaría contar con tu sitio en mi directorio, consiguiendo que mis visitantes entren también en su blog. Si estás de acuerdo. Házmelo saber"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- NO</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8859983042081533943?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-29684946923946810622011-03-04T08:27:00.000-03:002011-03-04T08:27:31.839-03:00Usted ¿coge con jota o coje con gé?<br /><br />- Coger<br />- Cojer<br />- Soy célibe<br />- Soy analfabeto<br /><br />Al costadete la encuestete del pete, acá fundamente sin la mente.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2968494692394681062?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-77510017251102834962011-03-02T08:12:00.001-03:002011-03-02T08:14:30.450-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HgKYxOhMExI/TWwgw9YN3GI/AAAAAAAAB50/GWUmJkBnynQ/s1600/promocion%2Bparlante.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HgKYxOhMExI/TWwgw9YN3GI/AAAAAAAAB50/GWUmJkBnynQ/s400/promocion%2Bparlante.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578870063887146082" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7751001725110283496?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-35933015230846387542011-02-28T08:39:00.001-03:002011-02-28T08:41:18.741-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Lo bueno de ir a una fiesta al aire libre es que no te queda la ropa con olor a pucho...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3593301523084638754?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-20052942062748352942011-02-23T08:17:00.000-03:002011-02-23T08:19:03.613-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Pizza con cubiertos<br /><br />- Excentricidad<br />- Refinamiento<br />- Grasada<br /><br />Encuestete al costadete, acá justifique su respuesta como un ente.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2005294206274835294?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-77062822221494745932011-02-21T09:04:00.001-03:002011-02-21T11:42:20.980-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Todavía no pude descubrir si parezco un buen tipo y soy un sorete, o si soy un buen tipo y parezco un sorete...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7706282222149474593?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-88246699174449383432011-02-17T18:19:00.005-03:002011-02-20T20:53:46.883-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Este blogoboludo tuvo, en diferentes momentos, una sección que se llamaba boludamente <span style="font-style: italic;">Los recomendados de la criatura</span>, y trataba sobre... los recomendados de la criatura.<br /><br />Como este blogoboludo también tiene la costumbre boluda de autoboicotearse, hoy, sin seguir ningún tipo de organigrama y siguiendo con la boludez de volver por las ramas, vuelve con aquella sección... o sea, con <span style="font-style: italic;">los recomendados de la criatura</span>.<br /><br />Si usted tenía todas las intenciones de encerrarse este fin de semana en su casa, comprarse una caja de vino patero del mejor y escribir poesías pelotudas para la burgesía, ríndame pleitesía, acá le traigo su banda sonora, de mi menos profunda cortesía.<br /><br />Antonio y Los Yonsons, un emo de verdad.<br /></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S-NziGE6DVY?rel=0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="420" width="520"></iframe><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">(Pongo esta canción porque es la única que tiene video, pero verle la cara al gordito es otra experiencia mística)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8824669917444938343?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-84329531874756848932011-02-15T08:38:00.000-03:002011-02-15T08:39:25.761-03:00No, en serio, la raya ¿para qué lado va?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8432953187475684893?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-52932096641410839112011-02-10T08:14:00.001-03:002011-02-10T08:20:11.308-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TVLuQeMqRBI/AAAAAAAAB5s/OBBOF8q1A0o/s1600/basurero%2Blactante.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TVLuQeMqRBI/AAAAAAAAB5s/OBBOF8q1A0o/s400/basurero%2Blactante.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571777655762207762" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">(Espacio amigo para una lactancia feliz)</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-5293209664141083911?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-35302386984897315992011-02-07T09:17:00.004-03:002011-02-07T09:25:47.108-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">(lo escrito a continuación es un refrito, <a href="http://disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com/2010/06/comentante.html">lo dije acá, hace medio año</a>)<br /><br />Si usted blogoboluder pretende que desde este mismísimo momento en más la mismísima criatura de dios le deje un bonito comentario en su mismísimo blogoboludo, deberá:<br />1- abrir la ventanita emergente,<br />2- sacar la puta verificación de palabra y<br />3- nunca, pero nunca de los nuncas, activar el moderador de comentarios.<br />De lo contrario, sufrirá las intolerables irrupciones de mi indiferencia.<br /><br />(aunque la campaña no fue muy efectiva, sigo en la lucha... nos vemos en seis meses)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3530238698489731599?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-8737774261950557042011-02-04T08:53:00.001-03:002011-02-04T08:53:46.352-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Todavía no entiendo porque esa minita se ofendió cuando le dije que era más linda que la mierda...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-873777426195055704?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-79001941193551690892011-02-02T10:32:00.004-03:002011-02-02T18:20:39.355-03:00<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabla normal"; 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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]-->¿Alguna vez apretaste ahi arriba, donde dice "<a class="b-link" href="next-blog?navBar=true&amp;blogID=8831705276194080496" id="b-next" tabindex="7">Siguiente blog»</a>"?<br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal">No te lo recomiendo.<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-7900194119355169089?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-68542197326501880412011-01-31T09:42:00.000-03:002011-01-31T09:43:21.636-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">La gente que <span style="font-style: italic;">se codea</span> con gente importante... ¿no está toda moretoneada?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6854219732650188041?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-60510115390014774942011-01-28T01:22:00.006-03:002011-01-28T01:28:07.508-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Este blos sigue de vacaciones, pero para no perder la costumbre de seguir despertando inconciencias en el público durmiente, el garca de su administrador les deja este documental de visión demasiado imprescindible.<br /></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QosF0b0i2f0" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="345"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6051011539001477494?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-88128655298782927182011-01-20T23:22:00.004-03:002011-01-20T23:31:23.628-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Este blos está de mini va canciones, pero para que no revienten de impaciencia les deja una foto de su garca de administrador echándose un cago culto con un alanpols en pasado.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TTjuQ2EqodI/AAAAAAAAB5g/aiit3nLMito/s1600/un%2Bpols%2Ben%2Bel%2B%25C3%25B1oba%2Bborroneta.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TTjuQ2EqodI/AAAAAAAAB5g/aiit3nLMito/s400/un%2Bpols%2Ben%2Bel%2B%25C3%25B1oba%2Bborroneta.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564459312776651218" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8812865529878292718?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-16642802786288414712011-01-13T22:20:00.002-03:002011-01-13T22:25:45.893-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TS-lEuk-UqI/AAAAAAAAB5Y/kSAaMQ1qtv0/s1600/kuchen.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TS-lEuk-UqI/AAAAAAAAB5Y/kSAaMQ1qtv0/s400/kuchen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561845565467021986" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1664280278628841471?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-85012807460943667672011-01-11T08:15:00.000-03:002011-01-11T08:16:39.277-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si hay minitas que tienen amores <span style="font-style: italic;">platónicos</span>... ¿otras tienen amores <span style="font-style: italic;">aristotélicos</span>?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-8501280746094366767?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-10682158567929878302011-01-07T11:51:00.006-03:002011-01-07T12:03:32.207-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TScodrU0nRI/AAAAAAAAB5Q/gpCvaFwcaoI/s1600/Criatura.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TScodrU0nRI/AAAAAAAAB5Q/gpCvaFwcaoI/s400/Criatura.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5559456755323542802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(</span><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal;">encontrado en la gueb por alguien que desde cierto anonimato </strong><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal;">dice ser "una mina simple a la que no le gustan las luces de la fama")</strong></span><br />Algo parecido <a href="http://disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com/2009/09/criatura-en-caricatura.html">ya me habían hecho acá.</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1068215856792987830?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-61930150571314075392011-01-03T08:12:00.002-03:002011-01-03T08:15:40.311-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si la minita no me gusta ¿es culpa mía o de ella?<br /><br />- Mía<br />- De ella<br /><br />Fundamentalmente la encuesta al costadete, acá fundamente como demente.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6193015057131407539?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-60043040760779719202010-12-30T08:08:00.000-03:002010-12-30T08:08:41.308-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TRvMR7FHizI/AAAAAAAAB5I/B11YAKvI1Rs/s1600/mensaje%2Bprivado.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TRvMR7FHizI/AAAAAAAAB5I/B11YAKvI1Rs/s400/mensaje%2Bprivado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556259173580639026" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-6004304076077971920?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-4467814616133965532010-12-27T08:18:00.001-03:002010-12-27T08:19:52.198-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Estuve pensando que la pregunta que más pensé en estos días fue... <span style="font-style: italic;">¿en qué estaba pensando?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-446781461613396553?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-22603551557061432662010-12-23T08:15:00.000-03:002010-12-23T08:15:51.427-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TRJ9bkS4G3I/AAAAAAAAB48/Nn3Zqrjcd-c/s1600/mambo%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bhead.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TRJ9bkS4G3I/AAAAAAAAB48/Nn3Zqrjcd-c/s400/mambo%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bhead.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553639203054033778" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2260355155706143266?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-19957027191580791952010-12-20T08:10:00.002-03:002010-12-20T09:39:42.709-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Era tan boluda y ansiosa que confundió el <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodo_refractario">período refractario</a> con tomar sol al borde de la pileta...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-1995702719158079195?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-39771031383362520432010-12-17T08:16:00.001-03:002010-12-17T21:24:01.207-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;">El concepto de libertad ya debería redefinirse como "poder cagar con la puerta abierta".</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-3977103138336252043?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8831705276194080496.post-29902054136556035842010-12-15T08:44:00.000-03:002010-12-15T08:44:35.145-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TQfijF0xmpI/AAAAAAAAB4s/ImP1PsSc1sE/s1600/sinonimo%2Bde%2Bdudar.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aXBIW7UD0ek/TQfijF0xmpI/AAAAAAAAB4s/ImP1PsSc1sE/s400/sinonimo%2Bde%2Bdudar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550654158244256402" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8831705276194080496-2990205413655603584?l=disparensobrelacriatura.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>La Criaturahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05307250106291703889noreply@blogger.com17